This piece has absolutley no intended timing...so don't think to hard. wonderful world intro ||----3-----------b--------------330------0--353-------33-------= ||-----51-3451/--331--1----112345---31-s33-3----451--1----------= ||-------------------2----2------------------------20-----------= ||--------------------------------------------------------------= ||-023----------------------------------------------------------= ||3------------31-----------------------------------------------= C C7 F F7 C A D7 G7 C |0--------b----------5--53-----------------0--------------------= |-10-1----331--1-----4----5451--1---------1-01------------------= |---3--------20------5--------20-2-10----2----------------------= |--------3-----------4----------------2s4-----------------------= |----------------------------------------------023--------------= |---------------------------------------------3-----------------= C7 F... Fill in after the first "sex" |3-1-b-0s3-0---b-= |----3-------1-1-= |-------------0--= |----------------= |----------------= |----------------= C C7 I could learn to speak Vietnamese by myself F F7 I could even teach it to my good dog Ralph C (walk down to the A) A I could learn to read you every book upon the shelf D7 G7 I could tell your fortune like the Oracle of Delphi (same thing) I could learn to tell you every flower by it's color I could learn to swim as fast as Johnny Weismuller But I couldn't ever learn to get along without you Don't you run away from me I sure dig sex (second bit) Am C Ah you can get love from your mama or your papa Am C You can get warm from a Turkish or a sauna Am C You can get hot from tortillas or lasagna D7 G7 But you get all three when you make it with me (first bit chords) I really must confess it gets me in the solar plexus When I think about the differences there are between the sexes Peanut butter sandwiches are really neat But when you get right down to it you can't compete with Good old double-SE-double-X Faster than Batman bigger than Texas You're concave and I'm convex Welcome to the world of sex (second bit chords) Ah do I love you is the pope Catholic Do I need you is a rubber band elastic Do I want you is the atom bomb drastic Let's us be heterosexually entwined (first bit chords) We'd fit like a Hong Kong suit dear I dig you more than I dig root beer Green Giant peas need a big green pod I spend a lotta time needin your bod And walking around through fields of clover Can't we lie down and talk things over C A A7 A7* You never know what's coming off next do...MHHHH.. you D7 G7 C In The Wonderful World Of Sex Cmaj(x3201x) C7 (x32310) Fmaj (133211) F7 (131211) Amaj (x02220) D7 (xx0212) G7 (xx0001) Am (x01220) A7 (x02020) A7* (x02023) (bend the high e string here...maybe crack your voice... Gooch(??????) just to keep it authentic)